Home Sweet Home

Today I was driving around town and saw a redneck good time in progress. One thing I love about the less sophisticated people in our nation is that they are always home in the middle of the day. Today There was a family out on their lawn, just hanging out. About six people. One large lady in a strapless-tube-top-muumuu-dress thing, a man with a mullet, another bald man with a mustache and a muscle shirt and too-short shorts. There was a complete set of car rims on the grass and what looked like yard sale materials. It was priceless. I tried to get a picture, but I was driving, which made things difficult, when I came back by, I was prepared, but the festivities were over. A picture is worth a thousand words, I guess, but too bad. I've only got about 150.

Being Single and LDS and OLD

Ok I am coming up on my 27th birthday and I am still single. No big deal, right? Except that because I'm also Mormon, this means I'm still celibate, which for me is complete and utter TORTURE! I mean it. I feel like a fat kid at a buffet being forced to drink water and eat bread crusts while everyone else is pigging out. It SUCKS not having sex. I've been wondering if other people are struggling with chastity as an older LDS single. I'm also struggling with going to church and everything because it's all about marriage and families, both of which are conspicuously absent from my sub-par single lifestyle. What are our options? I would love to find and marry a nice man, but that's not quite happening just yet, so I just chill here getting more and more sexually frustrated until I end up killing someone in a hormonal rage and then spend the rest of my life in prison?? I'm being dramatic. Of course, that's my right. Anyone out there in the world dealing with this same thing? Please Comment!